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" Just recently read this article and it saddened me how some people perceived filipino as a servant "
"Please make your Comments below and lets make a petition that this issue should be fixed"
Here is the article by Chip in HK Magazine:
book called “Disorder in the American Courts”
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your
husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________
ATTORNEY: Which gear were you in at
the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_______________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis,
does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it
affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give
us an example of something you forgot?
________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that
when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know
about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the
twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your
picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception
(of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
_________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this
morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your
autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST
be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
__________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
__________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the
patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on
my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient
have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could
have been alive and practicing law.
to a friend
Thank you for the simple hapiness u gave me
for the time you've spent with me
most especially for the friendship
you've promise me
When the time comes that destiny will
not allow us to share simple moments
again this i assure you
your worth as Good Friend will always be
part of the reason why m standing still..
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thanks sa nag padala ng message
Patience is a virtue
This message was sent to me by a friend:
Its better to wait for years for that someone
You are sure of.....
than to grab the chance with
Someone who picks you up
but..
drops you whenever she/he
wants to..."
Assuming?
You should never assume that somebody loves you
by only seeing their sweetness..
Sometimes, we shall believe in the fact
That some people are just..
Bigtime Flirts..
hehehehe
Medtech board exam Top 4 CPU
Habang nag aantay ako ng resulta ng Medtech board exam ngaung year (2009) nakita ko na isa sa mga taga central Philippine University ay naka top 4... Dun ako nag graduate...
AL JESON BALNIG CHIN, CENTRAL PHILIPPINE UNIVERSITY - 85.40%
Congratulations!!!!!!
To all who passed the boards keep it up and to those who did not just study hard and better luck next time.
Don't take things to seriously kung hindi ka nakapasa.
Peace out..
dsl connection
Hi pipz, na asar ako last night at kaninang umaga kasi sira ung dsl connection ng (G l _ _ e) . Pati nga daw ang network sira eh. Tatawag sana ako sa technical support nila di naman ma contact. Buti na lang na ayos din kundi mag wawala na talga ako sa lungkot. hehe. Ganito ba talaga ang connection nila sobrang nakakapikon na kasi last time 2 wiks sira ang dsl. Hindi ako makaka surf ng net pero maka YM ako. Ano kaya un. Buti naman dito sa Amin mabilis ang dispatch ng technician sa bhay at chineck nila ang line ko. Sabi nila "ok naman daw" ang line kaso la parin silang magawa kasi nga daw server error. Mga "eng eng" pala sila di sana di na pumunta ng bahay inaksaya nyo lang ang oras ko. Ung technical support na lng sna nag sabi sa akin. Hay nakaka highblood naman kayo.. Anyways, maganda naman ang connection ko, kung hindi tinutopak ang dsl ,at mabilis naman sya. Sa ngaun, ok na ang dsl ko at pwede na ulit ako mag internet. Mga friends ko dyan message nyo naman ako hehe. Cya Guyz.